Antoni Porowski’s New Underwear Shoot Is So Porny You Won’t Believe It

Tired guacamole chef and Queer Eye star Antoni Porowski has become way bigger than I anticipated, and now I wish I didn't make light of his obvious addiction to Tylenol PM. The stigma stops here people. For as clinically horny as I usually am, the thirty-four-year-old Porowski is one of the few guys out there who really didn't do it for me, but all of that stops today. Because he's basically a pornstar in this ridiculously sexy new photoshoot, and mama hungry for his guaca-hole-e!

Porowski is the designer Christian Bale that the gay community didn't know it needed, and in a very short timespan (Netflix' Queer Eye reboot debut in February of 2018, if you can believe it) has become a gay household name. In his new photo shoot (either officially or unofficially for Calvin Klien underwear) Porowski shows off all of his hard work at the gym while stretching the fuck out of his tight manties! His hair distribution is truly some of Gay Gawd's best werk, and ya, I'd take his big throbbing guac. You? Spillzies pwezies.

 

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After a sleep night of meat sweats pre-coffee lewk captured by @damon_baker

A post shared by Antoni Porowski (@antoni) on Dec 13, 2018 at 2:20pm PST