Cameron Dallas Adjusting Speedo Over His Bubble Butt Will Turn You Into A Top

Get ready to bid farewell to your bottomhood, because after seeing our favorite twinky Instagram sensation Cameron Dallas adjusting his Speedos over his super hot tan bubble butt, you will indeed be a top. You'll say "Grr, I'm a big manly bear, let me pop your tight pink balloon knot with my big man stick." Or whatever tops say these days.

Dallas has taken a bit of a Nick Jonas approach to his career recently by focusing on his music instead of on his fap-worthy sex appeal. It's an epidemic and frankly I'm worried for the future of our country! Dallas even went so far as to delete his catalog of sexy Insta pics and replace them with teasers for his music video for Why Haven't I Met You?

If you've been saying Why Haven't I Met Your Bubble Butt Coin Slot, then you're in luck! These blessed beach gifs of Cameron Dallas are making their way around the Dark Gay Web, and I'm into them in a way that has me, a top, saying "Fe-fi-fo-fum, let me nut in your fat bum!" Or like, whatever tops say these days.

H/T: C&C