Panties Go Bye-Bye: Noah Centineo’s New Viral Photoshoot Is A Pit Hair Explosion

The twenty-two-year-old Noah Centineo has become the "it" celebrity of the moment, and he can definitely  "get it," meaning my "prostate" - especially after posing for this insanely sensual new spread by photographer Sarah Bahbah! The pics are in conjunction with Teen Vogue, and like all teens who are en vogue, they're kind of stupid. But who honestly gives a crap! Today is all about Noah Centineo's sexy face, hot bod, and pit hair explosion for the Gaw Gawds!

The spread is actually a photo essay titled "Dear Love," and I'm gonna have to pass right there. Centineo - who recently starred in the Netflix movies To All The Boys I've Loved Before and Sierra Burgess Is a Loser, as well as his very own Gay Internet jack off video - stares dreamily into the camera in a sort of Pinterest meth den, and the images are combined with lines of text that will really make you stop and dink. Sorry. I'm old and jaded! Does this Noah make you flood for forty days and nights? Ladies? Spillz plz.

 

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