Bear Grylls Dick Outline Next To Derek Hough Is Everything

Tomorrow on @nbc it gets freezing cold when @beargrylls and I have to swim across a glacier lake. 8/7C #runningwild

A post shared by Derek Hough (@derekhough) on Jun 24, 2018 at 5:06pm PDT

Derek Hough and his sister Julianne Hough were originally sold by Dannon as two cups of plain yogurt, but nobody bought them, so they somehow came to life and have become two of the most boring people in the history of the world. In fact Derek is so insanely boring that he would have to do something really drastic to get my attention. Like, IDK, stand shirtless next to Bear Grylls' hot pointy dick sheathed only in soaking wet black boxer briefs...

Well speaking of the damn devil! Grylls hosts the gay porn series Running Wild with Bear Grylls, where his MO is to cross freezing rivers with male celebs while they both wear sexy boxer briefs. He most infamously worked his magic with Nick Jonasty himself back in August of 2016 (can you honestly believe it's been that long?) and while his most recent guest Hough usually has nothing to offer me in any capacity, Hough did redeem himself by posting this super hot pic from his time on the series! There's just something about Bear Grylls that makes me think that yeah, I would put his penis in my butthole. Like for sure. Very few questions asked. Too few quite frankly. I'd get crabs for him. Okay anyway, byeeee!

Peen.iS.: Here's his dick.