New Charles Laurent Marchand Cock Pic Is Here

Charles-Laurent Marchand is the openly sexy French hung for the Gawds model of our creams, and after first dazzling and dare I say delighting us with his massive uncut cock in December of 2016, he's back with some arty photo shoot half penis! This isn't just any old dick pic. In the infamous words of Lena Dunham, it's his ART doofus! While Marchand's ART doofus photo shoot pales in comparison to his previous ~werk~ this seems like an excellent opportunity to revisit some of his latest hits in the gallery.

It's been a hot throbbing minute since we've checked in with Marchand, but it looks like he's doing just fine for himself on Instagram, and has reached the level of model celebritydom where he gets paid to visit fun places and wear nice clothes for a living. I don't want to know how expensive a first class Emirates Airlines ticket costs (Insta pic below,) because I'll probably die from stage four poorness on the spot. Marchand is impossibly, sickeningly, disturbingly gorgeous, and while I know social media has the ability to lie, when looking at his profile, you truly believe Marchand's never had a bad day in his entire life.

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Can't wait for the next adventures...where would you go? @emirates #emiratesfirstclass #tbt

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