Boyblog Booty Call

You know it's a depressing Friday night when your only options are (a) looking forward to that hot Panamanian waiter that you'll (hopefully) see at brunch tomorrow morning; (b) pulling out your "Sex and the City" DVDs for the thirty-seventh time; or, (c) re-watching that Mario Lopez/"Brokeback Mountain" spoof and wondering "Why does he look so comfortable sucking his own finger?" At least we made the most of our misery tonight by rounding up the best posts from the gay blog scene for this week's Boyblog Booty Call. You're welcome.-RM/JD

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Since there's all this talk about Eastern European gay-vague and gay-friendly boy-bands, here's yet another helping of gay-flavored Chicken Kiev: 24 year-old Dima Bilan will represent Russia at the next Eurovision contest ... which we're told is "like American Idol, just bigger!" Many have already salivated over Dima's Justin Timberlake-slash-Usher inspired music video on You Tube. But have you seen the bare bun and bathrobe strip show? Casual in Istanbul gives you that and more.

· 12 Points to Dima! (istanbulcasual.typepad.com)

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Although we came to terms with our stripper fetish somewhere between our third and fourth go-go boyfriends, Gawker Media hasn't yet accepted our research proposal for two weeks of field research on the subject in Rio de Janeiro. Until then, we can evaluate candidates via Made in Brazil, who points us towards a fotolog devited to yet more sexually indiscriminate boys in square cut shorts. If loving them is wrong, we don't want to be right.

· Fotolog of the Week: Go-go & Stripper(madeinbrazil.typepad.com)

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Even though Mom always told us to save our dessert until we finished eating dinner, we've found that most things sweet and chocolate is usually a four- or five-course meal in itself. Hood2Big serves three huge helpings over two posts. Buff Daddy is the biggest ... but Nick and Kyon are more than enough to make you spoil your appetite as well.

· Nick, Keon and Buffdaddy (hood2big.blogspot.com)

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The ever-clever Queerclick publishes cellphone pics of a fan wanking off to Taiwanese pop prince Jay Chou's cover on "Man's Style." This may qualify as the most meta-porn post of the day. Thankfully, happy endings and close-ups galore. Warning: Don't try this at home without Saran Wrap!

· Jay Chou Bukkaked! (queerclick.com)

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Last month, we introduced you to Marc at Echeblog who combines sexalicious jock photos with haiku. The latest: Five rugby players, some beer, and a little poetry. You do the math.

· Marc's Midweek Rugby Redux Haiku (echeblog.blogspot.com)

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