Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Tool Chest Dildo Harness

AR - Sometimes I think it's a pity that our genitals are so far away from our eyes (though of course this is the reason why people like to 69 so much—it brings ecerything so much more up close and personal). But for those of us who like to watch but don't always, uh, want our faces pressed up against the glass (or ass, as it were), the Tool Chest Dildo Harness offers a happy medium. In general, harnesses put cocks in places they weren't before; in particular, this toy puts a cock smack dab in the middle of the chest. A handy place for it, if you ask me.

I've always been a fan of the strapped-on cock, both on the giving and receiving ends of the spectrum. Wearable cock is good cock, if you ask me (and even if you didn't ask me, I'm telling you). Sometimes a strap on harness can get in the way of other activities, but a chest harness with a cock in it actually creates opportunities, especially if one is inclined towards multiple partners. It's also a pretty good complement to a bondage scenario in which the girl (or boy) on top wants to get theirs while their partner's genitals remain desparately flapping in the breeze.

If you want to get really creative, the chest harness is also fine and dandy with a pillow instead of a chest. Its also a pretty terrific accessory for people with disabilities, since it can be nice and stable and not require (or allow, if you want to play like that) much movement on the behalf of the cock-strapped partner. See what I'm saying? The possibilities, they are endless.

There's also something not-so-vaguely superhero-like about a dick strapped to one's chest. Add a cape and you've got something interesting happening.

· Tool Chest Dildo Harness (erosboutique.org)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive