Boyblog Booty Call: Revenge Of The LOLGays

April 20, 2007
JONNO

In the mixed-up, sometimes sexy but occasionally tedious soup of pics and vids that make the rounds in the boyblog omniverse, we use a special lubricant—which of course requires full body coverage—on our curious tentacles to help snatch up the sexier and more interesting sightings. It does get our keyboard a little messy, but it's not such a tough job—and we're just that somebody to do it. So lube up and join us as we investigate new pics from Pedro Virgil, modelizing metamorphoses, shrimp-flavored foreplay and the wacky world of LOLGays, which are set to take over the planet as we speak. This week's Boyblog Booty Call begins after the jump. -VH/JD

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The talented Pedro Vigil is behind the camera again and that can only mean one thing: trying to figure out which one of his white trash-slash-sexy torture model pics a la "Hostel" are sexier, the oh-so-perfect ass shot or the larger-than-life crotch shot. Either way, they sure put us through the wringer.

· "AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT PEDRO VIRGIL'S UPCOMING BOOK FOR BRUNO GMUNDER" (ohlalaparis.com)
· Pedro Virgil (official site @ pedrovirgil.net)

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How a triptych of ordinary prison mug-like photos of model Louis Prades metamorphasized into the pouty portfolio shot at You Wish You Looked This Good is anybody's guess—but we do know it has something to do with the machinations of a secret society of model worshippers of which we are a not-so-secret part. (Although there's a subgroup within our ranks that's not real big on the whole skeletal look.)

· "Not just our model of the month" (youwishyoulookedthisgood.blogspot.com)

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This week at FlipFlop Erotic we're reminded once again that even though this kind of shrimping doesn't involve the chilled kind with cocktail sauce, it's still mighty tasty anyway. (Unless you hapopen to be allergic to seafood, that is. Or, like, feet.)

· "Foot Fantasy: The Delicacy Of Shrimping" (flipfloperotic.blogspot.com)

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From the "Wish We'd Thought Of That" Department: Our wacky Gawker siblings come to the realization that the only thing cuter than a cuddly little pussycat is a cuddly pair of circuit queens wearing matching glitter thong ensembles. Who needs cheezburgers anyway?

· "LOLgays Winning In Yur Internets" (Gawker)

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OK, we lied: the only thing that's cuter than a wide-eyed pussycat or a pair of glitter-thonged circuit queens is a self-portrait of a high gloss beefcake photographer getting his armpit licked by one of his models. Can't you just feel yourself getting all warm and fuzzy all of a sudden?

· "Tom Bianchi's Deep Sex" (beautifulmag.eu)

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Speaking of armpits, we're into them as much as the next perv—but don't those lissome Brazilian models like the ones featured at Terra.com or Leo Braga here at Gatos Cariocas have any other body parts they like showing off? It's enough to make us want to start to look for some other warm and hairy area to start fetishisizing just to give ourselves a break. Any suggestions?

· Leo Braga (lesombresnyc.blogspot.com)
· Leo Braga @ Gatos Cariocas (gatoscariocas.com)

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Aside from pondering the mystery of why most gay amateur sites besides ChaosMen continue to be an uninterrupted expanse of white frat boy flesh, we're wondering what secrets their latest model Eric is hiding behind that deceptively innocent looking mug of his. Look very closely at the preview shots on QueerClick from his video shoot, especially the ones towards the (ahem) bottom. Do you think he's trying to let us in on something?

· Eric at ChaosMen (queerclick.com)
· Eric (preview @ chaosmen.com)

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And speaking of mysteries, why is our crush object Francois Sagat looking so darn happy this week? Hint: if you just got back from a trip to Montreal where thousands of horny clubgoers were drooling over your body while you danced in a jockstrap on the top of a platform, you'd probably be smiling too. (Unless you were sore from all that standing around, that is.)