Gloryholes 101: A User’s Guide

We try not to make a habit of using text ads we see on porn sites as resources for post topics, but when one kept popping up recently during our "research" that offered to teach us all the secrets of hot gloryhole action, how could we resist? Fortunately, what we found wasn't some cheesy $39.95-a-month paysite: it was Cruising For Sex's informative, free, and—dare we say?—useful guide to everything you always wanted to know about gloryholes but were afraid to ask your sluttier friends about. Best of all, there's a handy search feature where you can find out whether there's one of these secret portals of love close by in your very own neighborhood. (Of course, it seems that the nearest one to where are right now is about 725 miles down the interstate. Still, knowing that it's there somewhere will at least give us something to look forward to on our next road trip besides Stuckey's pecan logs.) Sure, the action you might find once you get there probably won't be as hot as it always looks in a porn flick, but that's the fun part about anonymous, faceless sex: you never quite know what's going to turn up on the other side of that divider.

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