Michael Lucas Totally Flips Out! Or, More Accurately, Flips ‘This’

Basing a porno on a Bravo TV series is like, so gay. The beloved archives of smut-dom are rife with Hollywood rip-off titles, from "Valley of the Bi Dolls" to "Dude, Suck My Dick 2", so it's safe to say that nothing can shock us anymore. But is the world ready for a porn-pun inspired by cable TV megalomaniac Jeff Lewis? If it's made by XXX megalomaniac Michael Lucas, we just might buy it.

Naturally, Mr. Lucas steps into the shoes of the hysterical real estate mogul and aims to trade property for some bubble butt acreage. The staff of his successful firm includes Nick Capra, Issac Conn, Jason Crew, Danny Delta, Jacob Samson, Raul San Miguel, and Jason Sparks [Ed.- Which one plays Zoila?] who make their own hot reality entertainment inside and around a group of model houses. Director's Cut scenes include watersports galore, Lucas stuffing Danny with dildos and bananas, and a grand finale in which Nick Capra shoots water from his asshole! With tricks like these, we can't wait to see what our favorite newlywed pulls with "The Rachel Ho Project" and "Million Dollar Fisting".

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