Slick It Up: Brian Kenny’s Fairy-Tale Theater

By now, we are firmly able to determine that SlickItUp.com's David Mason has a hard-on for the following: gay porn cult heroes, technicolor candy-flipping, Lamborghinis, Budweiser six-packs, the American flag, latex masks, SPANDEX, SPANDEX, and MORE SPANDEX. Since we have a hard-on for David, we'll subscribe to the aforementioned false idols no questions asked, especially since he's tapped our favorite art world boyfriend/BUTT pinup star Brian Kenny to star in his new campaign. Portraying one of Goldilocks' three bears, the big bad wolf, and Sleeping Beauty's valiant Prince Charming, the shoot is one part Disney, and two parts dirty.

· Total Package: Brian (briankenny.blogspot.com)