If You’re Close Enough To Read This Bumper Sticker, Stop Riding My Ass

The same is true for this cryptic tattoo on the back of latest Sean Cody model Jason's back. Is it a poem? A grocery list? The names of all the dudes who fucked him?

It looks like we'll never know since neither Sean nor Jason mentions it in the intro to the new stud's j/o video. It seems odd that someone wouldn't bring it up. It's not like we're going to miss a big old scrawl across his (wide and beautiful) back. And if it's something so meaningful he doesn't want to talk about it, then is showing it off for millions of home masturbators really the route to go? Reader Natty thinks it's a straight erotica story that he put there so that he can be the perfect bottom for Pat Bateman. Ha!

That said, we were going to start the patented Bottom Countdown Clock for Jason, but, obviously, if you get that tattoo placed where it is, it's meant for guys to read while they fuck you, and that doesn't make for much guessing. Can you boys guess what it says? Leave your best (and snarkiest) ideas in the comments.

· Sean Cody's Jason (seancody.com)