We’re Going To Pick On Josh Duhamel’s Bathing Suit, Because His Body Is Flawless

After kicking out Friday's trick, Saturday afternoon was all about watching Josh Duhamel on "Las Vegas" on TiVo. Now the show is canceled and we're left tracking down paparazzi photos of him.

While not as chiseled as while on the show, he's still looking mighty fine in these new pics taken in Cancun while on honeymoon with his new wife, the pop star Fergie. Since her favorite thing is spelling, we'd like to say that her man is F-O-X-Y and we want him to sit on our B-A-N-A-N-A-S (oops, sorry, wrong spelling pop singer). But really, what's up with his southwestern print board shorts? Was this some sort of fucked up "Project Runway" challenge where he had to repurpose some tacky '80s furniture and make it into swimwear? Next time, may we suggest a S-P-E-E-D-O?

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