“Asylum” Makes Us Want To Take A Ride On The Crazy Train

It's official, gentlemen and gentlemen, Ty Colt has arrived. Not only does he practically melt the box cover of Falcon's "Asylum" with his hotness, but the movie is the best we've seen this year.

And the great thing is, Colt isn't even the best part of the movie, though he is a highlight. Erik Rhodes plays a reporter hot on the story of abuse going on in a mental institution. He eventually winds up the captive of Colt and Rod Daily, and Colt quickly takes total control of Rhode's ass. We wish that as a demented doctor he would have gone a little bit crazier (and more verbal) but he certainly was great for a first timer.

Rhodes has another great scene flip-flopping with with Leo Giamani, but it's the pairing of Diesel Washington and Ryan Raz that is an instant classic. As a security guard, Washington shows up in Raz's room where he is chained to the floor. Washington is lugging a sack full of huge dildos and after Raz run's around the room begging to be penetrated, Washington actually starts throwing dildos at him. Yes, it's like bottom target practice.

As with any Falcon movie, the guys are top-notch and the fucking is fantastic, but what makes this movie memorable are the sets and plot, which is still thin and sketchy at points but provides moments of wonderful hilarity.

·"Asylum" (falconstudios.com)