3-D Porn Has Us Popping Out Of Our Pants

Well, our head hurts a little bit but we have to admit that the first 3-D scenes on fledgling site Dominic Ford were better than we thought. In fact, they're pretty fucking rad.

To get the images to work, you have to wear traditional red lens/blue lens glasses, but after a few minutes it feels no more unnatural than wearing a cock ring for "gentleman's time." The site's first scene, starring Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame Inductees Arpad Miklos and Blu Kennedy, is a great scene no matter how you watch it, but the added dimension is just the thing to get our shell-shocked soldier standing at attention.

There are times when we actually forgot about that it wasn't a 2-D movie and then some effect would come along and just look really cool. Especially great is when Arpad is on top of Blu and thrusting toward the camera or when Arpad has Blu on his back with his feet sticking out the sides. His foot seemed so close to our face, if we were Michael Lucas we would have tried to lick it.

There are still some kinks to work out, however. Some of the images are blurry around the edges, and the color of the action is all a drab green color (with Kennedy's trademark red hair a shocking tone of bright yellow). Dominic himself let us know that they're still working on the formula for getting the movies exactly right, and that each one is getting better and truer to life.

As it stands, the movies are pretty cool. It's kind of like the Fleshlight, it's not something you want to use every night, but every now and again it's something wonderful and different.

· Dominic Ford (dominicford.com)