Now Accepting Applications for Houseboys

Did you get laid off from your retail job? Want something fun and easy to do this summer? Give great blow jobs? Then you should be a houseboy!

Now is the perfect time to consider falling into the service of an older gay man with a house at the beach. You'll get a summer of easy employment in a luxurious and sunny locale and you'll even make some below-the-table cash so you can keep collecting unemployment. Of course you may have to cook and clean and tidy up and give blow jobs, but it will all be worth it in the long run.

Just look at how much fun this kid has pleasing his master (well, we have no idea if that's the dynamic here, but it's a good illustration). Shit, if that was our employer, we might even do the (blow) job for free! And even if you get stuck with a nasty one, during the week when all the captains of industry are off earning the money to support their boys, all you houseboys can play beach blanket bingo together!

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