We Just Thought About “True Blood” and Got a Boner

We know that the HBO vampire show notorious for it's oft-naked cast isn't going to be back on TV until this summer, but we're already hard for Jason Stackhouse. Remember that hunk?

How could you forget. Played by Aussie beauty Ryan Kwanten, Jason is a good-for-nothing hunky lunk who seems to be allergic to shirts. Oh, what the new season will bring, we can only tell. Bring on the werewolves and shape shifters and vampires and ghosts and ghouls just do not bring on the wardrobe specialists. We do not need them ruining this show with all their nasty fabric. With all those blood suckers around, we only want the blood rushing to one place (and that would be our cock, duh).

Here are our two favorite Jason Stackhouse clips from season one (including the one where he does gay porn for drug money-so true!), along with a gallery of screencaps filled with all his shirtless glory.

·"True Blood" Rewarded for Bringing the Nudity (socialitelife.celebuzz.com)