How Do You Say “Fuck My Sweaty Hungry Hole” in Afrikaans?

The chaps over at South Africa's Liberate studios have ended the apartheid of gay porn. In a distribution deal with Pacific Sun Entertainment, the walls of oppression have fallen to liberate the imprisoned cocks of the lower dark continent.

From a recent article:

"Basically, we are single-handedly creating the porn industry [in South Africa] and giving it a [South African] touch, which we think is great," Liberate co-founder Ross Winters said. "Liberate Studios has Kurt Rogers and a couple of other international models - Jed Wilcox, who is South African too, and Nic James, who is French. But I think what we are is South African at the end of the day."

With the grandiosity of this statement, we're sure Nelson Mandela is proud of his struggles for equality. Honestly, South African has an excellent track record with gay rights, so we welcome this chance to sample their men and their quirky Aussie-Brit accent hybrid. (We're conveniently ignoring several models aren't remotely of SoAf decent.)

Their first feature, Rogered!, docks in July. Aye, aye!

However, someone forgot to tell Ross Winters that real apartheid ended 15 years ago. In a country where the majority is black, naturally making up a significant portion of the proud gay community, they've chosen models to cater to American studios' fair-skinned proclivities. How typically predictable. Way to represent SoAf's progressiveness.

Like Obama's stance on our rights, baby steps, we guess. Baby steps.

· Pacific Sun Signs South Africa's First Gay Porn Studio (tabloidprodigy.com)