Robert Pattinson Channels, Is Sexier Than, Silence of the Lambs Killer

We never saw Twilight. We aren't going to see Harry Potter. But with these screenshots of Pattinson playing hide the sausage, we will definitely be seeing gay love story Little Ashes.

We posted this photo before, but with a cockblocking white dot covering up the goods. We still don't get the goods. But we get pubes! We're beggars, not choosers.

We've not clue what the context is, other than this sort of tucking in cinema immediately stirs up memories of Jody Foster and a psycho skin-dressmaking freak cooing, "Precious...." Pattinson here looks equally demented, like a post-puberty Christopher Robin wondering if his girly patent leather buckled shoes really make him female.

He's also touching himself, down there. Hee-hee-hee-hee...

Alright, our lapse into immature girlish giggles that build his screaming fan base has passed. Get a vampire's coven of screenshots from the scene here. (titanmen.com)

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