We Can Smell The Musk From Here… And The Mildew

We like our jerk-off vids sometimes campy, sometimes creepy. More often we want good old fashion boner-inducing manliness. Hence, an oldie but goodie from gallon-cummer Jake Dakota who decides to jerk it, uh... in front of the toilet.

Spending a good chunk of our precious life watching horndogs beat it in the oddest of spots, we naturally question the reasoning. Why did Jake choose to set this up near a toilet? Might he vomit from last night's binge-drinking bender? Is it quicker for clean-up? Does he plan on simultaneously taking a crap?

We stopped jerkin' in the john the day we moved out of Mother and Father's estate and no longer had to lock ourselves up for a bit of one-on-one alone time. Maybe Jake's recreating his youth? All we know is, at the end, that cock does a dead on impersonation of a squirting bottle of Soft Scrub.

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