We Hate People Who Are Good At Everything

This self-identified bottom gets a little practice going at things from the other side of the perineum, and damn, he's really, really good at it. Like, wow.

Of course, we can see why Xtube user SexualCompulsive prefers to bottom. Just check out that amazing, perfectly sculpted little booty of his. It would be a crime if no one ever got to fuck that thing. Still, for someone who titled his video "Me being a TOP!!!" as if it were the funniest thing in the world, he's pretty adept when it gets right down to it. We've definitely seen way less successful flip-floppers, that's for sure.

Me being a TOP!!!