Between Halloween and the upcoming "Twilight" sequel, vampires are everywhere. Fleshjack even came up with the Succu-dry to stick your dick in. Well, here's whose mouths we'll be imagining when we plunge our stake deep in the vampire.
Lestat: But not yucky Tom Cruise "Interview with a Vampire" lestate, super hot Stuart Townsend "Queen of the Damned Lestat." Sure, he's a little pale, but that body! That hair! Mmm. We could spend eternity with that.
Damon Salvatore: Ian Somerhalder earned his geeky bona fides on "Lost," but it's on CW's "Vampire Diaries" where he is making teenagers' hearts (and other parts) beat.
Angel: Ok, this picture of David Boreanaz is from his new show "Bones," but it's as Buffy's bf Angel on both "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel" that he really drove us batty.
Eric Northman: Bill may have stole Sookie's heart, but it's Alexander Skarsgard's Eric that makes our loins boil like a vat full of holy water. He could sink his fangs, and anything else, into us as often as he likes.
Chris Rockway: We don't remember if the sexy vamp he played in Randy Blue's "Taste of Blue" had a name or not, but Rockway's performance, turning a pair of trick or treaters into just plain tricks, still makes us want to carve a jack-off-lanter two years later.
The Jarics: We have no clue where this is from, but the porn couple posted it on their Twitter. Fucking wow! Happy Halloweener.