The Top 10 Gay Posts Of 2009 Are All Famous Sci-Fi Twins Fucking On iPhones

You, dear reader, are into some seriously fucked up shit, and we are only here to give it to you. That's why this year's most popular clicks are a reflection of your most craven desires, and our hottest content.

Based on these posts, what are you guys into? Twins, famous people, Levi Johnston, Guys with iPhones, fun games, gadgets, boners, and superheroes. Throw in guys with glasses and those are all our favorite things too! No wonder we get along so well. So take a stroll down memory lane. Click on any of the headlines for the original post to see what all the fuss is about.

10. Just Like Your Mom, Channing Tatum Used to Be a Stripper: Channing Tatum + Stripper Video = Success!

9. Finally, We Have Footage of Dr. Manhattan's Enormous Blue Wang: If there were two adjectives to describe Fleshbot readers (and editors) they would be "pervy" and "nerdy." That's why when there is a naked blue CGI

8. Apple Thinks the Hole In Your Jeans Is Simply Pornographic: All the gorgeous gadget guys from Gizmodo made this post a huge success. Oh, that and Apple's censorship of nudie boy apps for the iPhone. Stupid Apple.

7. Let's Play "Name That Position!": This game became a staple around here thanks to the popularity of this post and all your wonderful answers. Commenter BeauNerd brilliantly titled the movie "The Coke Deal Gone Wrong (two suckers and a whole lotta blow in a dangerous situation)." It didn't hurt that we played this game the same day Fleshbot released a certain sex tape. Talk about a traffic spike!

6. Wrestler Pins Opponents To The Mat With His Enormous Cock: Fleshbot Mascot Paul Donahoe is the only man who has the honor of being in one of the top 10 posts two years running. We all love this hunky naked wrestler, who got thrown out of one university for posing for Fratmen only to go to another university, have the best wrestling season of his young career, and prove all the uptight jerks at the old institution wrong. Really, this was the comeback story of the year, and we will cum again and again thinking about him.

5. The Peters Twins Are Going To Hell, And We Love It: The Peters twins spent all year getting us ready for their eventual fucking, and this threeway with a little bit of oral action certainly paved the way.

4. Harry Potter Star Wishes He Could Wave His Magic Wand and Make Jack-Off Video Disappear: We had never heard of Neville Longbottom or Matthew Lewis before making this post, but it seems like tons of people had, and wanted to see the minor Harry Potter character wax his Dumbledore on screen. We hope his shenanigans bumped his popularity up at least a little bit.

3. Bel Ami's Twins Finally Commit The Great Sin, Our Moral Sense Implodes: You fellas love your twins, and when you get twins fucking each other, well, hot damn! Our servers nearly exploded.

2. We Promise This Is The Last Time We'll Write About "Getting Levi's Johnson" This Week: We got you the first pics from Jet Set's upcoming porn parody "Getting Levi's Johnson" and boy did you ever love them. You can bet with a response like this we're going to be writing a lot about this movie in 2010.

1. Are The "So You Think You Can Dance" Contestants Posting Pictures On Guys With iPhones?: The weekly Guys with iPhones digest Hold the Phone is one of our most popular features, but never more so than when there are naked celebrities or naked reality show contestants. Here we got two guys from So You Think You Can Dance baring all for the camera. Neither of them won the contest, but they sure won our hearts.