We Are Going To Beat Up Bruce Weber And Steal His Job

Seriously, this guy makes tons of money basically making smutty gay fever dreams, but instead of being labeled a pornographer, he's hailed as a visionary and an artist. His latest high-fashion exploits are super dirty.

This is a new photo shoot that he did for high-end, giant-sized glossy biannual VMan magazine called "How to Read." According to this story, how to read has nothing to do with getting hooked on phonics but rather lying around the beach and the library naked and covering one's private parts with books. How exactly do these boys read? Penile osmosis? As silly as it may seem, we want to take this literature course, especially with all the hunky models holding glasses.

His other project is a short film shown before the Yves St. Laurent menswear show in Milan last week. It features a quartet of queer-seeming lads getting naked, fighting, wrestling, holding a baby, jumping into a swimming hole, and dancing. There's also a crazy bit about vintage cheesecake photographs and French subtitles. We have no clue how this is supposed to sell people on clothes, but fashion is often less about the actual fabric on these boys backs and more about a concept. In this case, the concept is pure, unadulterated sexy.