We Cannot Stress Enough How Amazing This Guy Is. No, Really.

You know, charm and a British (okay, Australian) accent can't give you a blow job, but they sure can get you off. Meet our new husband. Every other man we've even glanced at while masturbating is a hideous troll.

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