Product Placement

April 7, 2010
CALAMITOUS

Looking for a recession-friendly sex toy that's as effective as it is unlikely? Who needs a fancy fleshlight when you can get off just as easily with a well-proportioned vase and a little lube?

You know, you wouldn't think that this would work as well as it does. Yet somehow, something about biteithardnsuk's muscular, gyrating torso makes us more jealous of that little vase than put off by it. Hell, toss this thing in a commercial and give us a two for one deal and you might have the new sham-wow on your hands.

Let's play Fuck the Bottle!