Yes, This Guy Is Fucking a Watermelon

It is a sad truth about men that whenever they see something with a hole they think, "What would that feel like on my dick?" Here is one gentleman who decided to answer that question when it came to watermelon.

Now, kids, we don't suggest you try this at home. After all, you'll make a mess, you could hurt yourself, and there is really no good reason to waste a perfectly good watermelon by cutting a hole in the rind and shoving your cock inside. Actually, that wouldn't stop us from eating the watermelon afterwards, but never mind. But this guy, who seems like an extra from an episode of "My Name Is Earl," has cut a whole in the gourd and repeatedly fucks it. And he just doesn't lightly hump it, he really gets it in there and gives it a good fucking. If this watermelon had an ass, he'd slap it and fuck even deeper. We don't know how much of the pulp he cleaned out, because you can see the juice seeping out as he fucks it. Good thing this clown didn't have a, say, pomegranate on the counter. That could be even more dangerous.

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