We Really Miss Boy Bands

Ukrainian boy band Kazaky is nothing like the American boy bands from days of yore. They're buffer and gayer (or at least they're better at dancing in stilettos), but they still make us nostalgic. And by "nostalgic" we mean "horny."

We were sitting at home watching a re-run of SNL starring ‘N Sync as the musical guest when we stumbled across this slutty, slutty music video by Ukranian boy band Kazaky. We have to say, these guys kind of blow Justin Timberlake and crew out of the water. Were American boy bands ever this sexy or this blatantly homosexual? We tried to picture 19-year-old Joey Fatone poppin' and lockin' while wearing naught but a pair of 4-inch heels, tight leather pants, and a few strips of black ribbon draped artfully across his torso. Unfortunately, the intensity of our arousal made our erection start to hurt so we stopped.

· Ukranian boy band Kazaky: gay? (bananaguide.com)