Indie Band Makes Impossibly Homoerotic Mud Wrestling Music Video

If Broken Social Scene's new video for "Texico Bitches" just had two cute shirtless dudes wrestling in slow motion for 3 minutes, it'd be sort of gay. Thankfully, the buckets of chocolate sauce and intense making out help solidify things.

Now, if we know Broken Social Scene, the lovable group of Canadian Indie rockers who's song "I'm Still Your Fag" got us through many a closeted night in high school, this video is likely meant to serve as some sort of intentionally obtuse metaphor for big oil companies and their relationship to capitalism or the media or some such. We guess. This is assuming that the black goo our shirtless heros are being sprayed with is supposed to look like oil and not chocolate sauce—even though it is very obviously chocolate sauce. And we're really having a hard time seeing where the making out fits in. By the end of this video these guys are really going for it—hands down pants, hands all over. Toss the soundtrack and the onlookers and you'd have one hell of a gay fetish video on your hands. In fact, keep the onlookers. We're sure the homosexual exhibitionist oil-wrestling-philiacs will appreciate it.

· Broken Social Scene - "Texico Bitches" (homotography.tumblr.com)