Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Will Not Be Ignored!

Hayden Christensen puts some beef on those bones! Matthew McConaughey is hotter than ever! Owen Wilson is a 40-year-old beach boy and The Old Spice guy is just…too sexy for words! All this and more in Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup!

Hayden Christensen, the actor who gave a young Darth Vader his dynamically robotic demeanor in "Star Wars" Episodes I – III was spotted hanging out on the beach in the Caribbean on Wednesday. We'd like to get a nice force grip on those hairy nipples! And yes, it may be a bit late to be going for the "Star Wars" joke with this guy but what are we supposed to do? Would a "Push" reference be better?

Hide ya kids! Hide ya wife! Masturbate furiously while they're in hiding! The Old Spice guy is back!

Matthew McConaughey was spotted frolicking shirtless on the beach in Malibu with his kids this week, and we're pretty sure that the image of a bare-chested man lovingly playing with children has the highest sexy:adorable ratio possible. The kids themselves are also impossibly cute. Matthew, we want to have your babies! No, the babies you already have! Give them to us.

Hey, are you a big fan of USA Original Series "White Collar?" No? Want a good reason to become a fan of USA Original Series "White Collar?" No? Well, that's too bad! Series star Matt Bomer is just too damn hot to be ignored, not matter what quality of network drama he may be starring in. Also, "Bomer" rhymes with "boner" so you just know there's something going on there.

Owen Wilson was caught surfing in Hawaii a few days ago. You know, we never really noticed until now, but we still confuse Owen Wilson with Matthew McConaughy. Are we totally sure they're not the same person just occasionally rocking one endearingly wonky fake nose?

It looks like Alex Pettyfer, star of upcoming film "I Am Number Four" may be making his way towards number one in Hollywood's Sick Fucking Abs competition. Here he is going for a shirtless jog in Hollywood Hills.