Erik Rhodes Has Suggestions On Using His Dildo

Did you know King of the Cra-Cras Erik Rhodes keeps a blog under his legal name? Did you know he answers fan questions, no matter how ridic? It's called "A Romance with Misery," and this week he addresses dildos.

Erik is widely known as one of gay porn's most tortured souls. He created this blog to sort out his demons, and, to his credit, to open himself up to fans and critics. A lot of it is Erik playing a million little violins about himself. Fans seem to enjoy it, since they ask him lots of questions, like this recent one:

What's is [sic] your opinion of porn star dildos? Should they be used as either a doorstop, a paper weight, a toilet plunger, a martial art weapon, a pestel [sic], an aquarium decoration, a cat scratching post, a garden ornament or for their intended purpose?

The mocking tone doesn't deter Erik, who plows right ahead with a charming, completely non-offensive story about a little gay Mexican man:

I'm guessing you didn't know that i had my own "Erik Rhodes" dildo…It was pretty interesting to make…a bunch of Mexican women did it…for some reason, while preparing to make they [sic] cast, they brought one of the gay Mexican factory workers into the room where it was being done…he was this little busted thing that just stood their [sic] awkwardly and i can only assumed [sic] they thought because he was gay that meant for some reason i would be attracted to him…i mean i guess the stereotype that a gay man will be attracted and wanna hook up with any other gay man just because their gay, holds true even in the dildo industry…retarded…

Sick! He concludes by saying dildos make good doggie toys. An attempt at a joke, perhaps?

Next fan question, please!

· Erik Rhodes: "A Romance with Misery" (erikrhodes.tumbler.com
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