The Endless Odd Charm of Half Naked Men in Wacky Vids

It's easy to turn a queen's head—just remove your shirt in a video and we're there. Shirtless guys in good shape can get away with total crap, such as half-baked lip-syncing. Today, it's drinking tea and plopping thumb.

Fuckin Tea
The video above is a testosterone pumped homage to the extreme sport of drinking tea. Yes, it's silly and only moderately amusing. All is forgiven because the dudes are incredibly ripped and wearing crazy outfits as if at a Frat House Halloween party set against a karaoke greenscreen. Watching this is like humoring a pretty boy with fake laughs and nods not because you care what he's saying, but because he's just so gosh darn pretty. [via Gay Hot Daily]

Plopping Thumb
Ummm...what the hell is "plopping thumb?" This vid will tell you with all the logic of a snowman in the Sahara. As an insanely limber, super sexy, gymnast-contortionist-acrobat-demon child hybrid twists his naked, underwear clad body, he muses that guys plopping their thumbs up their bum is no indicator of gay or straight. How does this relate to him doing a one-man Cirque act in a mini-kilt? Someone please give this queen a crash course in analogies! Boy is cute, but coo-coo coo-coo! [Via The Sword]