Samuel O’Toole’s Boner Is The Orbitz Gnome Of Porn

Most of us get rid of inopportune boners by thinking about something unpleasant, like a Jennifer Aniston movie. Samuel O'Toole, however, randomly films his raging hard-on no matter where he is. Here are his three latest dick flicks.

From the airports to hotel parking lots, Samuel's always horny. Lucky for us, he carries around a camera to film himself jerking off. These raw (as in unedited) films are like watching what "straight" boys do while alone, and seem a bit more legit than sites like OutInPublic.com. Samuel holds the camera very close to his cock, which we can appreciate in great detail, almost as if we can reach in and suck it.

We're liking Samuel's work in Next Door Studios' series of behind the scenes footage. He comes across as fun loving and flirtatious to his fans. We recommend he flip out his dick and film it at every major location he visits. His dick will be the biggest meme since the Orbitz gnome!

· Videos via Next Door Studios.