Yoga Can Turn You Into a Fuck Machine

We've missed Adam Likes Apples, a sexy xTube star who vanished for a long while. Now, he's back as "Philip Ryan Deal" in a video called Hot Tantric Yoga. It's all really an excuse to see this smooth blond twink gyrate with so much heat, he could power a Tibetan village.

He speaks quite a bit about the "liberation of the cock" and "evolutionary masturbation" and other assorted new agey mumbo-jumbo that borders on parody. Is it? He claims he's showing us techniques that are thousands of years old, which apparently utilizes device from the ancient yogis called a "Fleshjack," proceeding to demonstrate these techniques while fucking a Fleshjack. The video is like watching a Cirque show, given Philip's eye-popping flexibility and clear sexual prowess.

Philips's official website is deadly earnest, but also wacky, including a section called 101 Days of Masturbation. He claims he's a certified yoga instructor and sexologist wanting to help us find our tantric path. After watching a few of his videos, the only thing reaching for a higher plane is our cock. Honestly, some of these moves do look like they'd be great core work, tightening up the abs while enabling us to fuck the hell out of a hook-up.

Welcome back Adam Likes Apples, now Philip Ryan Deal. We'll sign up for your "yoga" class immediately. Any chance for a live demo?

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