Our All-Time Favorite Sex Positions in One Awesome Scene

Christmas came early and so did we! (Laugh, queens!) Of the hours and hours of sex scenes we devour daily, we stumbled upon a gift of a scene that includes the acts that make our libido flustered and flurried. Come bone up on your sexual positions.

Our demonstrators are two sexy models from CircleJerkBoys.com, Aiden Lane and Jordan Foster. Their stats, if you please:

Aiden Lane—The Swaggering Top
Age: 26
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 170 lbs.
Dick: 7.5"

Jordan Foster—The Hungry Power Bottom
Age: 20
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 150 lbs.
Dick: 7"

Now that you've met the boys, on to the positions...

· Foster Care (circlejerkboys.com)

Dick Tease
Not a position, per se, but we love the teasing build up to seeing a guy's cock. Most unimaginative porn scenes have the guys quickly whip out the goods, sans underwear, already fully hard. Like good drama, we love slowly uncovering the layers piece by piece in anticipation of the promised land.

Sword Cross
Why dive right into the blowjob? Get in some deep kissing first while grinding those magnetic rods together. It's how you recharge the hormonal current until your sexual battery is at full. Plus, it feels great when two dicks kiss. [Click "expand" to see full photo and cocks.]

The Butt Peek
Dunno about you, but one of our favorite moments is that initial peek between the cheeks. It's like that electric moment when the curtain starts to rise (for you theatre queens), or that anticipation when the first batter walks onto the field (for you gay sports types). It's the first look at the slice of heaven where you'll be spending the next several hours. Or the next 20 minutes.

The Rusty Trombone
Whether giver or receiver, here's the ultimate ecstasy. As the top, you get to taste that sweet hole while massaging that throbbing shaft. As the bottom, you get an all-around erogenous workout as every inch of your naughty regions is simultaneously stimulated. It's the lap of sexual luxury for you horny bitches who fancy yourselves royalty.

Sitting Reverse Cowboy
Yes, we're calling this cowboy because no cowgirls allowed. This gives the bottom control of how the dick rubs against his prostate while allowing the top to concentrate on reaching around to work his steer's horn. Also the top can totally embrace the bottom while kissing his neck and back. Even with hardcare nasty pig fucking, mustn't forget the heartwarming romance. [Click "expand" to see full photo.]

Chest Cum
Plant that seed all over your bottom's chest. Or, like here, aim for the face! It gives you both a front row seat to the geyser's eruption, and makes it easier to lean over and smooch in blissful afterglow. Whew! After all this, we're breathless! (Fanning ourselves furiously.)