Thomas Jane Proves His Real Dick is Indeed “Hung”

Just because an actor plays a character with a huge dick on TV doesn't mean he has one in real life...unless he's Thomas Jane in "Hung." He finally showed his thick, meaty, mouth-watering shaft on television, and all our fantasies about his size have come deliciously true.

Okay, it's only the top half, but that is plenty to satisfy our craving. Shall we get descriptively crass? His nice bush looks inviting and natural, and those bulbous balls need to be kept warm nestled right in our mouth. Thomas Jane is the type of burly, scruffy man that straight women tend to gravitate towards, but we thinks the gays wouldn't kick him out of their bed for eating crackers. (Dear Lord, don't let it be a Dirk Diggler fake.)

Speaking of eating, his furry ass looks particularly munchable, especially when framed by an always enhancing jockstrap.

Here's hoping that in a future episode, the cameraman will pan out a little further. In the spirit of factual completion, now that we've got his girth, we must also confirm his length.

· Thomas Jane Finally Shows Some Peen on Hung (superfanhero.net)