The Top 5 Reasons Shaved Heads Are So Sensuously Sexy

November 8, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

We all romanticize running our fingers through long flowing locks, but let's not forget the hunks who shave their heads. Don't think "ew, bald." Think rough, manly, militant, dangerous. The essence of pure manhood. Here are our favorite reasons why we love men with more hair on their bodies than on their heads.

1. Clean, Sleek Look
Frankly, with the right head shape, it looks nice. Instead of hair flopping all over the place ready to shed, the head looks sleek as a sharply tailored suit. Crisp and smooth, a man's freshly shaven dome is as visually pristine as the shine on a marble sculpture. Admire his beauteous baldness.

2. Mature Men Make Better Lovers
Often men shave their heads because they're getting older and losing their hair. Don't run, relish in the lovemaking of a mature man, who, if you're under 40, can teach you quite a few new tricks. The mature shaved look is a badge of older confidence, equal to the silver fox who refuses to dye his 'do.

A man confident with his head is confident in bed.

3. Make Love, Not a Wish
Bald guys love having their head rubbed while making love. Like with any smooth body part, the lack of hair increases stimulation on a very erogenous, calming part of the body. What bald men don't like is when you rub their head like a genie's lamp for a wish.

4. Totally Shaved is Better Than Receding
When looking at a man's hairline, people will notice right away if it's receding. If you're receding badly and have the right head shape, beat the Judys to their judging and shave it off completely. It becomes a choice rather than an affliction. While getting a blowjob, men won't look down and think, "Poor thing is losing/has lost his hair." They'll think, "Mmmm, look at that sultry shaved sex beast," and grab onto it to make the blower suck deeper.

5. It Enhances the Masculine Face
Without hair to distract, the angles of the face become stronger, the eyes grow more intense, and you can concentrate more on the beauty of the man than a bunch of frilly locks laden with gel. Since only men can traditionally and successfully pull off the shaved head look, it enhances their natural masculinity. A shaved head feels über-butch, rough trade, maybe a bit intimidating—all of which puts libidos at full throttle.