Spiderman’s Naked Ass Saves Hundreds of Horny Lives

If superheros really wanted to help mankind, they'd offer up their naked bodies for souls in need of erotic rescue. Thank god for Spidey, who knows that to save us, all he need do is give up his ass.

Our pals over at Manhunt Daily discovered these luscious photos of superheroes saving sex lives. (Manhunt's blogger, Dewitt, has a similar name to ours! No relation.) As we've earlier written, a live nude scene could also help Broadway's trashy Spiderman musical.

Anyway, our point is that all current and aspiring superheroes need to take a good long look at these photos. Leaping tall buildings, webslinging bad guys, flying through the sky are all fine and dandy, but the real power lies in lying down and letting those in need serve every inch of those superhuman bodies.


Even better a naked all-male Justice League of America needs to be formed to gang bang any super villains out of existence. We gay writers of Fleshbot will gladly help curate such a noble service for the betterment of humanity.


We wish that this hot photo didn't have this lamebrain callout blocking the view. Nonetheless, it illustrates the relaxation our superheroes can expect after saving lives around the city. A nice dip in the Hall of Justice's hot tub.

· Super Herois (gonline.uol.com.br)
· Hot Naked Superheroes...Enough Said? (manhuntdaily.com)