How Holding a Naked Man Does a Body Good

Did you know Underwear God to the Homos Andrew Christian has a fitness blog? Hosted by perpetually shirtless Aaron Saavy (former pornstar), it's watched by hundreds of gays who are serious about getting fit while wearing butt-lifting and bulge-enhancing multi-colored tighties. In case it couldn't get gayer, he demos how holding a near naked man can help pump you up.

Demonstrating "The Cradle," he holds sexy shirtless Christopher like a bride crossing the threshold. The boys avoid eye contact at all costs, less someone mistake this workout method as anything other than a platonic bromance, yo. Is that why they keep their shorts on instead of working out in the Show-It Low Profile Jock?

Other videos are equally as swishy.

The purpose of this routine is lost in the lingering close-up shots of Aaron Saavy's crotch in those short short boxer briefs.

Here, Saavy works out in an underwear store. Yes, we get that it's an underwear blog, but then he should be doing that ab workout in underwear. Ditch the ugly black jeans, yo.