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Fucking Bamboo, Painting with Penises, and Other Sexy Silliness

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Fucking Bamboo, Painting with Penises, and Other Sexy SillinessSexual wackiness is par for the course with the boytoys at AustinZane.com. They view homosex as a big funhouse of laughs. What other sites feature a blond fucking bamboo trees, or hunks painting portraits of porn directors with their cocks? And give us boners while doing it?!

Most pornsites are reel-to-reel blurs of same ol' same ol' guttural moans, smoldering stares and cookie cutter Blow-Rim-Fuck sex scenes. AustinZane serves up the sass with their sex. They're pals joking about, teasing each other, cracking wise, and who also happen to suck each others' dick and fuck each others' ass. A pal's there to lend a helping hand, right?

Fucking Bamboo, Painting with Penises, and Other Sexy SillinessSo when Zane's got a woody, and sees two rigid bamboo stalks to rub one out between, there's buddy Austin to film the literal tree lover. Zane's so adorable he could fuck an apple pie, which we'd watch over Jason Biggs.

Fucking Bamboo, Painting with Penises, and Other Sexy SillinessSo when Austin, Zane and Bret decide to use their dicks as paintbrushes for a portrait of Chi Chi LaRue, there's lots more to keep us engaged than the other 100,000 paint-by-numbers sex scenes seen elsewhere. Their next canvas can be our body. Oh, hell, even our mouth.

Fucking Bamboo, Painting with Penises, and Other Sexy SillinessAfter all, we can have stone serious sex with anyone. It takes real wham-pow-zap sparks to make jokes and laughs part of a roll in the hay, or a dick on a palette.

Fucking Bamboo, Painting with Penises, and Other Sexy SillinessTah-dah! The finished production of dick art. Pollack's technique is so ludicrously simple-minded in comparison.

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