Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Makes Us Thankful for Another Year

With all the hotness of 2011, we can't wait to move on to the sexy celebrities of 2012. Today is our last hurrah of the year, which includes some mighty delicious famous men. From a male stripper film to a virgin pro football player, these boys are all worth inviting to your New Year's Eve hoe-down.

There isn't a more stunning way to ring in the 2012 than with the first image of Hollywood's much-anticipated male stripper extravaganza "Magic Mike." Talk about a hunkfest for the ages! It's "Showgirls" for gay men and women! With Joe Manganiello, Alex Pettyfer, shirtless Matthew McConaughey, and Channing Tatum, we've a hunch we'll be there on opening night with a box of popcorn and a bottle of lube. "The Full Monty" will look like Romper Room.

Sure it's impressive that Novak Djokovic has been ranked the world's Number 1 tennis player by the Association of Tennis Professionals. What's more impressive is his hot bod as he spends Christmas at a beach in Abu Dhabi with his brother Marko, in the white shorts, and one lucky camel. Who's riding the hump?

If playing the dual role of an Iraqi solder and Saddam Hussein's son Uday involves looking hotter than a heat-seeking missle, Dominic Cooper has the role down pat. In the 2011 film "The Devil's Double," Cooper plays a soldier hired to be the body double of Saddam's playboy progeny. If the real Uday looked nearly this smokin' in a speedo, gay soldiers would have been storming the palace long ago...to snap a picture then lock the sucker up for good! (He is the son of evil, after all.) Since the real Uday is dead, we'll never know. (Not that we really care.)

"The Devil's Double" also has a mouth-watering shower scene, (we think) between Dominic Cooper the soldier and Dominic Cooper, son of one of the world's most evil despots. Anyway...butt shots. Hot!

Alterna-actor Paul Rudd has become a sexy daddy at 42! Looks at this sexy, silly photo of him from the film "My Idiot Brother." If there's an ass shot involved, we're the idiot for never bothering to see it!

Sports news seems like an endless stream of news about Tim Tebow. His kneeling prayer gesture, now called "tebowing," is the delight of straight men nationwide (and their female hangers-on) who love taking photos of themselves doing it. It's pretty much one of the stupidest things we've ever heard about, but then again, we think the cult of football is fucking ridiculous.

Anyway, rant over. We recently learned at the age of 24, Tebow is still a virgin! All that hunkiness going to complete waste is even more ridiculous than the sport he plays!

For all you furry celebrity daddy lovers, here's Simon Cowell strutting his hairy brawn all over Barbados. With his acidic judge's tongue, it's good he's not auditioning for "America's Next Top Model."