Do We Lust After the Hunk, Or His Underwear?

We've fallen instantly in love. The shape. The cut. The lines. The color. The way all the parts just fit into a sexually alluring whole. We could stare for hours at the beauty. We wanna rub our fingers all over. Problem is, we're not sure if we're more attracted to blond hunk Toby Tucker or his cute tight 2(X)ist undies. The tie breaker will be to see what's underneath...

But do we care what's underneath? Those green and black undies are like a whimsical bit a saucy, sexy fun, contrasting nicely with Toby's light golden body. They look adorbs fitting snug across his manbits, like the kinky antithesis to his good ol' boy next door looks. If we wore these undies, our fuck buddy's interest would pique as soon as we pulled off our jeans. They're like opening a much anticipated gift, only to find a flashier pattern of wrapping paper underneath, ramping up the anticipation. At an underwear party, this pair would be the headturning star attraction. We. WANT. Those. Undies.

Toby's muscles are begging to be squeezed. As a down home bodybuilder from Alabamy, his southern hospitality would surely let us treat his body to our most lurid whims. His accent is like sitting down to a home cooked meal of buttered biscuits and gravy with a side of collard greens and warm cornbread. His bright blond pubic hair shines as golden as the sun 'cross the wheat fields 'long the savannah. And look at that ass -- plumper than a Thanksgiving turkey baked to juicy perfection. When he looks into the camera and deeply drawls, "Ya wanna see me cum?", the answer is yes! Cum! Cum! We. NEED. This. Man.

Oh, dear lord, we've completely forgotten about the undies. Guess that answers our initial question.

· Toby Tucker (randyblue.com)