Bravo, Photographer of Gaping, Hungry Buttholes

Along with the National Geographic's Afghan Girl and V-J in Times Square, we can now add "Adam Killian and Tate Ryder's Buttholes" to the legendary images we'll never, ever, ever, ever-ever-ever-ever-ever forget. One look at these two gaping glimpses at the Promised Land and the history of any gay man's sex life will be altered forever.

Add this to the stack of porn photographs that changed the world. We remember when we first came out and started exploring gay sex, and thought, Lick another man's asshole? Ew-ew-eeeeeewwwww! Wash my tongue off! Get it away! Oh, if only our knuckle-headed young selves had seen this supremely composed photograph. Adam's foreground buttring is so pristine and puckered, even Emily Post would use it to snack on steak tartar.

Then there's the distantly featured promise of what's around Tate's taint, blurry and beckoning, gaping with pinkness. Toss in Tate's mysterious glance, and you've got a photo wracked with more expressive interpretations than the Mona Liza...er...Lisa. If this photo doesn't make La Gioconda smirk, she'd certainly blush.

Below are other pics from the photo set for good measure. But none measure up to the original's masterwork.

· Adam Killian Licks and Slams Tate Ryder's Tight and Meaty Ass -- Auditions 45: Sexclusives (lucasentertainment.com)