This Pompous, Pretty Twink Needs A Good Slap

A few weeks back, our eyes rolled at the sight of Max Ryder -- a pretentious, pompous, prettyboi punk who minced his way onto CockyBoys.com. We longed to see everhot Jimmy Clay fuck the smirk off of blondie's smug mug. It ain't Jimmy, but we've got another hottie giving this boy a good pounding.

Tommy Defendi has the honors, although he's still too sweet for what we want to see done to Max Ryder. Max comes across as the dictionary definition of "Asshole Club Twink," the kind of jerk who'd guiltlessly push you out of the way to say "OMG, HIIIIII!" to whichever younger and prettier friend is right behind you. He's picture perfect adorable and Jesus Christ does he know it. You want to trip him and laugh and point as he falls right on his upturned pug nose.

Then you want to strip him and suck and fuck him until he reaches orgasmic heights, make him return the favor, and then toss him naked into a passing dump truck.

His intro in the above video is enough to make the skin crawl...while also making your dick hard. He purrs in a voice that is filled with every purse in the women's department at H&M. While pondering his pairing with thick-dicked Tommy Defendi, Max coyly surmises, "What if he doesn't like me?" Thinks a moment, then says, "Then again, who wouldn't like me?"

What a pompous fucker! We want to slap him right there. Then make out with him. UGH!

Then he feigns modesty: "Just kidding. I'm not that much of a cocky boy." Uh, yeah, you are!

Max's grimaces of pleasure/pain as Tommy nails him are so very satisfying. However, we'd love to see the snooty prick cry for mercy at sites like BoundInPublic.com or StraightHell.net. That'll wipe the smile off his face, along with unleashing our inner sadist.

· Tommy Defendi Initiates Max Ryder! (cockyboys.com)