Lessons in German Efficiency

If you, like us, are taking tomorrow off from work, perhaps today's the perfect day to explore your workplace fantasies. Most of your coworkers will probably clear out early. The office will have better air conditioning than your bedroom, most likely. And, unlike other days, you won't have to worry about either seeing that person the next day or having a weekend apart, if things go well. So fabricate some project that requires only you and your chosen partner to put in extra time. And then--you've seen the films--put time into him.

If you need inspiration, or if plans fall flat and you need some fantasy, the Berlin-based Cazzo offers here a nice lesson in workplace efficiency. Dave Vizu is new to the office. JP Dubois is his generous colleague. It's worth noting that both are actually new to Cazzo, appearing for the first time, and rookies at porn in general. You can sense it in their energy, thrilled and eager, much like yours will be for your office tryst.

There's something so perfect about a tie with a hardon. The symmetry, the power, the minimal decoration. For more of this, Cazzo offers video on their site. Or, you know, I'm sure it'd look nice on you too.

· JP Dubois and Dave Vizu, via Cazzo