Chris Crocker’s Boyfriend Has A HUGE Dick

Remember when we told you that Chris Crocker was diving dick-first into gay porn? While you were patiently waiting for Chi Chi LaRue and Channel One to release a formal DVD, Crocker was busy rolling out the red carpets and inviting Hollywood's glamazons to [what he thinks is] the most glamorous porn debut since, well, forever! The Do-It-Yourself-er released a teaser clip for an upcoming amateurish flick he's in via The Sword (whaaaat?)

Think what you want, but we're happy to report that this video is smokin' hot—we could do without the awful Chris Crocker "hit single" playing in the background. If you remember correctly, Crocker went through a slightly transsexual phase, during which he released music, which is why his sudden masculinity is so hot. Check out his hot twinkly boyfriend (with a huge cock) that gets to regularly take semi-famous dick up the ass.

What do you think? Would you let Chris Crocker stick it to ya?