Sean Cody Bottoms Now Requesting Creamy Holes

At this point, it's silly to keep track of the internal cumshots on Sean Cody. We thought it was going to be a one-two-punch, but it looks like oozing assholes may now come standard in all Sean Cody scenes. Fucking hot. These boys may be onto something—all this time we've been drinking protein shakes at the gym, we never realized it's quicker and more pleasurable to have your protein injected anally.

On deck this week is Ashton, a first-time fucker here at Sean Cody. He's paired up with lightly used bottom Curtis, the man that inspired Jay-Z's famous lyric "errbody ride her, just like a bus route." This is Curtis' 21st scene for the site, and his asshole is surprisingly still intact—we'd use the term "gaping pit" if Curtis hadn't beaten us to the punch himself. We knew that he liked holding his ass cheeks open for his tops, but we half-fainted when he looked at the camera and said "I love it when I can feel the other guy cum in me."

Dammit, Curtis! This is your 21st scene, and you're just telling us NOW?!

Most likely given the greenlight by fellow cum-dumpers Jarek and Brandon, this lucky stud actually requests to be topped off like a gas can, to which Ashton responds "I say give the man what he wants! I'll cum in his ass!" We were so excited for this promised creampie that we were caught off guard when the couple flipped and dipped quicker than a racetrack pit crew.

Not only is Ashton a seasoned top—he's a bossy bottom! Could things get any better? The answer is yes: the internal creampie comes with a healthy dose of muscle spasms and uncontrollable twitching.

So, when should we expect the DP creampie?

Sean Cody Cum Dump Count: 4

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