Will Horton Finally (Almost) Gets The D on Days of Our Lives

November 20, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

Have you heard? Will Horton finally got the D on Days of Our Lives.

We weren't the only ones that predicted this inevitable love fest, but we'll be the first to say it totally wasn't worth the fussy foreplay we've endured for the past month. We know it's network television, but can we have these boys at least put someone's legs in the air next time?

Check out Will and Sonny gettin' busy before the Catholic priest's mistress breaks down the door to inform them that the illegitimate baby she found at the scene of a crime her grandmother committed against the doorman's estranged Asian daughter and her foster child now has polio.

None of that really happened, but we wouldn't be surprised if it did. For as much soapy drama this show is serving, you think they could have at least addressed the "top or bottom" situation first...