“The Love Word Doesn’t Work For Me”

Naked Sword should not have talked to Chris Bines and Hunter Page about their relationship in Boyfriends 2. They're physical and sexual opposites, which drives their cocks and passion. But they're also emotional opposites. Listening to them discuss their relationship wrecked the sex for me. People tell you who they are, if you listen. And I didn't like what I was hearing.

Maybe I got it all wrong. How much can you really tell about anyone in a 5-minute interview reel? Hunter calls them "fuck buddies and special friends," while Chris Bines says that he's "in like" with Hunter and calls him his "porn crush." About their future, Bines says, "The love word doesn't work for me," and "We're too far apart, I can't do long distance."

Hunter tries to be casual, but he's clearly more smitten with Bines. But the telling moment comes when Hunter hems and haws about how he guesses they'll continue fucking whenever they can and talk on the phone. Then a long melancholy pause. "It's kinda sad."

Don't set me up with the expectation of watching hot, passionate boyfriend sex and then hit me with sad, puppy-dog eyes and unrequited love. It's a boner killer. I can't stop thinking that Chris Bines is just a douche bag who is going to break Hunter Page's heart. And Hunter seems like an awfully sweet guy.

Watch All 4 Episodes of Boyfriends 2 at Naked Sword