Jared Leto’s Dick Just Keeps Getting Bigger and Bigger

Last month I reported on Alexis Arquette’s bold and enticing statement that proclaimed Jared Leto has a big dick, and she described it as looking like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet. For those of you unfamiliar with ancient battle regalia, a Praetorian Guard’s helmet are those crazy looking headwear that the Roman Emperors’ bodyguards wore…and those hunky guys at Caesars Place in Las Vegas wear.  

Anyway, to further add some sort of validity to Arquette’s bold claim, one in which I take with a huge grain of salt, Dlisted (link below) posted a picture of Leto performing on stage with his band 30 Seconds to Mars, thrilling the concert goers by grabbing his crotch. How rock and roll of him! What’s interesting is that Leto is either hiding a role of cookie dough in his pants, or he has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. What do you guys think of the photo? Is Leto packing heat, or is he stuffing his pants to feed the large rumors?  

Via: Dlisted